November 2009
16 posts
Me: “That will be 17.50, please.”
Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?”
Me: “Why do you ask?”
Customer: “Are you?”
Me: “Well, no. Why do you want to know?”
Customer: “Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please.”
Manager: “Good morning ma’am, I hear you’ve been having a problem with the clerk?”
Customer: “Oh, she didn’t make any trouble, it’s just that I don’t want my money to be handled by someone not of the faith. You should be careful, she’ll probably nick from the till when you’re not looking.”
Manager: “You’re right, ma’am, I shall definitely have to reprimand her.”
Me: *surprised* “What for?”
Manager: “For failing to notice that the lady was not planning on paying for the three Mars bars and the map of Europe she must have put in her bag while you were fetching me.”
(The customer freezes for a second, then looks at her bag.)
Customer: “Good heavens! I must’ve been so distracted I didn’t even notice the devil putting them there!”
does anyone else feel like they will be single for...
dextero:
andrewwoj:
mattevrard:
because i think it’s just me.
Customer: “It’s always so chilly up here near the door!”
Me: “I know, but I’d rather work in a store that’s a little chilly than a store that’s too hot. You can always put another layer on–”
Customer: “Well, you don’t matter.”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “That’s right. You don’t matter. It’s the customer that’s right. If the store is too cold for the customer, there is a problem.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am, but–”
Customer: “But you don’t matter!”
Doesn't think gay people should pay taxes if They...
“I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.”
– Audrey Hepburn (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via mindful-ramblings)
dextero:
it’s 2am and I feel like I haven’t slept for 3 months. I lay awake through the entire night waiting for it to finally hit me. the exhaustion and decapitated heads, that is.
“you broke me. you turned me into damaged goods. you made me into a person that feels. you made me love you; ME. I do not do this any more, and that’s on you. you should’ve known better than to leave, or to have made...
i lay awake
all the time. i wonder when i will fall asleep?